What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Canadians went out of their way to help Americans stranded in Canada after 9.11.2001. Why did Canadians help so much the way they did? We read that Canadians don't particularly like Americans to begin with.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker